feckin' heck.

everything's a pseudo-profanity these days.

i habitually look up and gather useless information on a whim when i am bored. alot of which are rare medical diseases. yes, fun, but unnecessary. the detriment of this has yet to be analysed, but i never fail to spout unnecessary crumbs of knowledge at seemingly inappropriate instances.

bout of useless information for today..
an ethnic slur for a French person would be a cheese-eating surrender monkey. with completely different connotation, monkey could also be used as an ethnic slur for black people. i honestly don't know why i know this. =/

so i was reading about minced oaths on wikipedia just now. something i should not be doing as i have to hand in my moral project now or never - original due date : at least a week before midyears. yes. i am the ultimate procrastinator. honestly, if one could make a dollar for every hour one puts off work; hell, i'd be rich.

but back to moral now. we can leave the unbounded fantasies for later. so the tiny man moral teacher went and made a big fuss regarding the choice eleven people who managed to put off their moral projects to this day, yours truly not excluded. so i assume i should really get started now. oh my.

am facing a rather recurring problem with all my kerja amals. anyone got a printer to spare?

as much as can be said;
definitely more than one all-nighter this week.

trixie,

due date.

i officially hate bm.

1000word essays on a sunday night is NOT fun.

why mrselvam whyyyy??

trixie,

athol.

today is amanda ooi's birthday.

happy birthday shih tzu!
don't hurt me. =)

we went to midvalley. and watched...

made of honour.

awesome movie. oooh. patrick dempseyyyy. *swoon* =D i'd totally watch it again. haha. really. worth watching.
omg. hahaha. we SAW weiyen and SAW meiyi. hahahahahahaha. i just had to. haha. they were watching the same movie. heee. =)

hmm. am contemplating adding *GASP* colour to my wardrobe. it's a thought. but i still love my blacks. AND it is so not an 'emo' colour.
carmen seems to think my wardrobe only consists of blacks and whites. haha. i must admit that it's true to some extent. i swear.
paramount championship finals. they forced me to wear red. and i swear. more than five people went, "omg. trixie's wearing colour!" =/

trixie,

wandering.

i just wasted two hours at ou with one loser. haha.

did you know they closed down pets wonderland? =(

trixie,

presenting.

5Mozart's all girl band. '08.

L-R: annelee(vocals); amandaooi(guitar); fujialik(drums); tanch'n-wen(vocals); lokewengyee(keyboard); yaptrixie(bass).

*pride*

we were not that bad okayyyy.

trixie,

tags.

Rules .
1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2. Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. continue this game by sending it to other people


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1. Why are you doing this?
i am so bored, i could die.


2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
i really don't have any dreams. =)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
yours. heh.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
assassinate all the world's leaders. no i'm kidding. invest. like duh. that's what the smart people do. =P

5. What's your ideal lover like?
i really don't like the word lover. =/ but someone who totally gets my twisted morbidness and sarcasm.

6. If there was one thing you want to change in the past,what would it be?
everything.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
i don't believe in love. =)

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
kill the attachment. HAHA.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
not that i can think of.

10. What takes you down the fastest?
right. psht.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
still studying. most probably.

12. Describe your life.
boring and completely depressing. =)

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
sesat. =D

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
single and rich.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
check phone for texts.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
no.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
if i ever fell in love, i'd kill myself. haha.

18. Do you judge people?
all the time. i'm a right bitch. sorry. haha.

19. What type of people do you hate?
everybody. =)

20. List 5 people to tag
the terminally bored; feel free to do this tag.

trixie,

owww.

proof that karma really comes back to bite you in the ass:

so the ooi has got a rubberband that goes across her mouth cause her alignment is opposing something something. so she talks funny and everything. so we've all been making fun of her and laughing and stuff.
then today. at the orthodontist. "oh okay. we can take out your braces today but your midline is not exactly quite right. why don't we fix it." as in my top teeth and bottom teeth are like not aligned by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm. okay. fine. exaggerating. but yeah. you would never notice it unless you stared really close at my teeth and i pointed it out. so now. i've got the rubberband across the mouth thing going on. actually. i've got three freaking rubberbands in my mouth. =/

and it hurttttttttts. =(

trixie,

awwww.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net





trixie,

there was a bird and a unicorn named charlie.

strange thing.

i came home from school today.
walked up the stairs and see some brown thing on the floor.
"WHAT THE-"
*peers closer*
"omg. it's a bird."

yes. i thought it was dead or something. but no. it's just sitting on the floor. staring at the wall. =/
not moving or anything and you can get real close and it still doesn't budge. and it's been there for like ages. just stoning at the wall. SO WEIRD.




and it keeps *blinking*. omg. it's so funny. and creepy. and straaaangeee.

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anyway. so paramount championship finals are on wednesday. *dun dun dunnnn* ohmygod. panic?

aanywayyy. jia, wengyee and amanda. all of them rather *cough* retarded, have been watching some spastic youtube videos. they keep quoting from it, so naturally curious me went to check it out.

i give you -

CAUTION : the following videos kill brain cells.

charlie goes to candy mountain;




charlie and the banana king;

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OHMYFREAKINGGOD. crazy stoning bird is stalking me. i like opened my door just now and it was outside. staring at me. and blinkinggg. then my daddy came and picked it up. =/ i'm so totally freaked right now.

trixie,

mathematically-induced depression.

sad soul that i am, i'm up until this ungodly hour of the morning and doing addmath. for fun. =/ well, that was then. now i'm drowning in some morbidly twisted depression of mine caused by my extreme carelessness. yes, all my own doing.

going through my addmath paper 2, i realise i fucked the whole thing up with careless mistakes. OHMYGOD la. so sympathise with me, let me rant.

Q1, simultaneous equations; found y, forgot to find x. whatthefuck. [-2]

Q3, Q6, wrong formula. [-6]

Q7, get this. i don't seem to know my multiples of 2 as the scale on my graph goes something like this : 0.2, 0.4, 0.6, 0.8, 1.2, 1.4, 1.6... OMG. [-6]

Q9, confused x and y-intercept. who does that?? =/ [-1]

Q10, Q13, correct working, wrong answer. [-9] how i do that, i have no idea. omgomgomgomggggg. =( my spastic fingers must've run themselves on the calculator without my brain sending any electrical impulses in the first place. omg. i'm going all bio on you people. shut me up now. =/

so in total; -24. duuuude.

phew. i needed that. oh right.

happy birthday naa! =)

trixie,

oh my.

oh dear.
i should really start on that moral project of mine.
you know the one that'll make my A grade for SPM.
ring a bell?
yeah, that one.
you probably haven't done it too.
so let's get started. =)

oh right.
happy birthday aaron ong, you loser. =)

trixie,

summer is here. has always been.

roxy summer splash.
i must say. was a COMPLETE waste of time. and money.
definitely.

thankyou adrian tan for being my chauffeur for the day. =) haha.
although your sense of direction is non-existant horrible pretty bad. =D

school is starting. oh no.

trixie,

hate me.

if you must. i know. i'm a terrible blogger. but what with exams and my generally lazy disposition, i've unintentionally killed my blog. and i was doing so well. well, true, that's a lie. but a white one at that. and white ones are definitely excusable.

then and again, my life is ohsoboring. i don't think you've missed much. exams, extra class, trying to get wasted but failing. fulfilling as education is; i find it rather draining on my health. lack of sleep and whatnot. well, enough about distressing issues as such.

on to more pressing matters;
holidays.
which are halfway gone.
oh my.

the first week, was extremely de-stressing - i can say as much. but well, honestly, i should really get back to work.... pfft.

quick recap.
monday
extra class, ou with aleena and wengyee [ shopping ].

tuesday
extra class, ou with jia and nat [ what happens in vegas ].

wednesday
happy birthday puiyi! gardens with mother, gardens with puiyi, aleena, melissa, wengyee [ dinner, what happens in vegas ]. =/
talk about repitition. haha.

thursday
gym, band practice, uncle don's with *deep breath* jia, jessie, sam, azuri, melissa, andrew, andrew's cousin, aleena, greg, joel, don, jon, sleepover at aleena's - puiyi, jessie, mel, wanru, naa, aaron, greg.

friday
puiyi followed me home from aleena's, tuition.

saturday
tuition, joblessness.

sunday
joblessness.

basically. i really am not going to bother about everything that's happened in the past months. really. this should suffice.

trixie,

taggg. you're it!

found this on wengyee's blog. i really should be studyinggg.

1. Go to the Wikipedia random article page. Whatever the title of the article is, that’s your band name. This is actually a lot of fun by itself, but we’re not done yet.

2. Check out random quotations. Go to the very last quote on the page. The last four words of that last quote are your album title.

3. Hit up Flickr’s “interesting photos from the last seven days” section. The third picture on the page, no matter what it is, is your album cover.

4. Use Photoshop or MS Paint to combine all these things into something coherent looking.

Evisceration (ophthalmology)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about a particular type of eye surgery. For the removal of some or all of the internal organs, see Disembowelment.

An evisceration is the removal of the eye's contents, leaving the scleral shell and extraocular muscles intact. The procedure is usually performed to reduce pain or cosmesis in a blind eye, as in cases of endophthalmitis unresponsive to antibiotics. An ocular prosthetic can be fit over the eviscerated eye in order to improve cosmesis.

Either general or local anesthetics may be used during eviscerations, with antibiotics and anti-inflammatory agents injected intravenously.

aaaawesommmee. =D my future band name is a type of eye surgery.


"Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation." - Tennessee Williams.

ironically. about operations again? heh.

picture.


dammit. i was hoping for a bloody scalpel or something. haha. oh well.


i'm on my mac. will do the album cover later. =)




for the next part just go to Wikipedia again and click random articles.

Songs on my CD

1. Townsville.
2. Neolamprologus Pleuromaculatus.
3. Stable Belt.
4. Aeolian Processes.
5. Chapel St. Leonards.
6. Golden Years.
7. Pulsus tardus et parvus.
8. Waldburg, Austria.
9. Bloodstain.
10. 1736 in Architecture.
11. Recitation.
12. Roßdorf, Thuringia.
13. Cygnus Falconeri.

i like 9. best. =P

trixie,

other monkey sightings.

my area is positively infected with monkeys. seriously. =/ we were driving back and i saw monkeys like on the roofs of the terrace houses and then came across a pair of monkeys procreating on a fence. quite obscene.

trixie,

funny thing.

something extremely interesting happened today.

a pair of monkeys broke into my house, raided the fruit bowl and ate all my bananas.

i kid you not. seriously.

so the story goes something like this:
i was confined to my bedroom all day being a good girl and finishing all my moral work when i hear some screaming downstairs. "what the?" i take my time to open the door and my maid runs up the stairs shrieking something incoherent. after much gesturing and little articulation (don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with her english. probably just cause she was traumatised by the pair of primates that were happily sitting on our dining table enjoying our bananas.), i get out of her that monkeys ate our fruits.

i take a minute to stop laughing before i realise she was actually serious. so then i run down to check the scene out. but alas, the monkeys were gone. oh well. now my mother doesn't dare eat the remaining fruits for fear of rabies or ebola or some other animal related disease. heh. =/

EDIT.

paramount perils.
okay that was lame. but i wanted the double P's. =P

tuesday - band / culinary / public speaking / debate.
wednesday - debate.
friday - culinary.

all of which severely lack preparation. good god.

trixie,

lalala.

today is adrian tan's birthday.

happy birthday adrian.

and you know i'm just doing this to piss you off. hahaha. =)

right. on another note, paramount week month(s) has started. sigh. i'm in many many many events. alot of which i am not even aware of. =/ seriously.

i have like shitloads of work to do and i seriously haven't been getting enough sleep. i think i'm dying.

trixie,

to be taken before meals.

ouch. check out this video about animal skinning.

WARNING. do not watch after food intake.

Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org

it's quite sick. see if you can watch through the whole thing.

trixie,

surprises.

so yeah. we had a surprise party for our monyet. =) the mastermind boyfriend planned most of it. awwww, right? hahaha.

so, at greg's place.
sunday, 9th march.
3-ish till whenever.

ohmygod. haha. i like got lost twice on the way to his house. ISH. first people to arrive was like me, mel, puiyi, melissa. the ib guys - paul, andrew and eugene - apparently drove our beanbag so they came in for a while but they left before aleena came. we spent a good half hour or so blowing balloons. which was like IMPOSSIBLE because they were so hard to blow. trust puiyi to get the balloons and this happens. hahaha. =)

lookie. melissa's got her cheer face on. haha.

the bean bag we got for aleena.

so mel got bored and started messing with aleena's hair.

style #1.

style #2.

ish. i'll just let the pictures do the talking. since, we didn't really do much; eat, gossip, talk, play [hide&seek and xbox. HAHA.], watched boogeyman. DUMBEST horror flick everrrr. hahaha.



trixie,

big sigh.

sports day was somewhat... disappointing. =/ who am i kidding? I'M BLOODY PISSED AS HELL. but well, the judges have the say in who wins the medals. no seriously, who am i kidding?? i'm sure everyone knows the results were about as fair as... as fair as... - i can't seem to come up with an analogy that does not insult our school, which will lead me to ian's previous predicament; a warning letter from the school. but you know what i mean.

on a lighter note, watching blue house's cheer performance on youtube gave me shivers. =D i'm so proud of our extensions. wheee.

whatever la. i'm over it. it's really not our fault. we did our best and executed a flawless routine. if they really thought we deserved last place for that; well obviously they aren't very good judges are they. i'm oh so proud of our cheerleaders. =) we rock. yes, everyone totally knows that. haha.

well.
yesterday was aleena's birthday.

happy birthday, monyett. =)
i love yoouuu.

but that girl went ahead and drove all the way to singapore to watch brandon boyd strip on stage. so no celebration. =/ haha. okay fine. incubus is way worth it.

trixie,